When he was a year old, he often told mum and dad to tow (his way of saying throw) his lil sister away. Just because she had MUCH MORE hair than he does and he thought his lil sister looked dirty... but the truth is he was jealous his sister was sooo much cuter BAHAHAH
Yupp, I was blessed with the most hair :Dthough they seem to dwindle over the years haha
So brother, aren't you happy they didn't actually throw me away? heh.
If mummy and pa had 'towed' me away, there wouldn't have been anyone to accompany you in your cockroach killing missions at 3am, or anyone for you to play Barbie dolls and Power Rangers with, or any baits for you to use when there's a dog, and nothing like "Ven, can I sleep in your room tonight? There is some strange noise in my room."
If mummy and pa had 'towed' me away, there wouldn't have been anyone to accompany you in your cockroach killing missions at 3am, or anyone for you to play Barbie dolls and Power Rangers with, or any baits for you to use when there's a dog, and nothing like "Ven, can I sleep in your room tonight? There is some strange noise in my room."

Notice how he's (nearly) a head taller than me? Yet he is only 1 1/2 years older... The only explanation is that he absorbed my share of nutrients in mum's womb :(






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