when i don't understand what you're trying to say

I was in the lift. And some unknown number decides to call.

"Hello, is this Keven (it's either he is illiterate or has problems with pronunciation)? I'm from True Fitness... *says a bunch of stuff which I cannot fathom*"

His england so powderful I dunno what he toking leh. So I just 'uhhuh' liddat lor. (omg so cina haha)





"We have a free one hour trial for you. Got personal trainer for you
*says another bunch of stuff while I wasn't paying attention* How old are you ah?"
18
"Ohh so young ahh. What are you doing now?"
Listening to your nonsense Studying
"Where are you studying?"
None of your business Actually I have not started (HAHA nonsense)
"Oh then can you come to our place? (he said something about Wisma Kenanga and Jalan Sultan Ismail?)"
I don't drive
"So is it convenient for you?"



WALAAOO. You're quite... ignorant right?




Out of curiosity I asked where he got my number from.
"One of your friends wrote your name down at the counter."

Ermm.. Okaaay. So is that supposed to be a compliment? hahah

"Do you exercise often?"
Yes (nonsense!)
"What kind of exercise?"
Anything.
"Sit up? Push up? Do you like to dance?"
No.
"Do you like yoga?"
No.
"Then what do you like?"
I don't know.

My form of exercise eheh

And he went on to convince me about God knows what.
"I'm not interested haha bye."


I successfully wasted his saliva.
HAHAHAH