Friday, December 31, 2010

86400 Seconds

Maybe it is time I... keep everything behind.
And move on.



THANKS.
And YOU'RE MOST WELCOME! =)




You can be sincere and still be stupid. ~Charles F. Kettering
OUCH

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown
I guess I will be throwing away that habit...

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. ~Author Unknown
YAY!



Okay. done. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

When The Brain Malfunctions

Seriously, can you please explain what "formal wear" means?

I only know of the men's formal wear, what about ladies? So J and I decided to do some 'research' in KLCC by observing people. Outcome? Nothing. We tried walking in all the professional looking shops, but after awhile (barely 5 shops) the both of us got fed up. I can't imagine myself in formal wear lahh... To imagine myself wearing a collared blouse with a dress and heels? I think I will look...

like...

a... teacher. HAHAH



Anyway, J has been picking up funny odours with her nose.

J: Neh... The chinese food. Got two sticks one. Sometimes got rice in the middle. Sometimes red bean.
C: Which? What's that? What food got two sticks?
J: The two sticks waaaaann
C: Whaaat? Satay ah?
J: Got two sticks one *shows with finger* Sometimes eat with porridge
C: Ohhh... that.. that... What's the name? What hantu ah?
J: *thinks* yao zha guai! That guy smells like yao zha guai.

(guai is cantonese is hantu, that is why I asked what hantu)

Two sticks. No better description?
By the way J, it is called YOU TIAO in mandarin =)

Call us banana. Call us brainless. Call us hantu!



My hantu friend.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

UHU Glue

Sitting at home all day has led to this idle lifestyle. Unless you consider LEGO sets productive, there hasn't been much 'thrill' lately (uhmm, besides running up and down a shopping mall XD)


Serious case of boredom

Looking for minute pieces helped us kill time
Qualified contractor

LEGO can be so fascinating. Those of you who have not had your hands on a set of LEGO when you were young, you have my deepest condolences, you just missed out on all the fun. I think it boosts creativity and perseverance. But at the same time, it promotes cruelty because people like me enjoy plucking the heads. HAHA.


Suicidal man-with-lights-on-head
SEE! Creativity! Plant flowers on heads
You can even apply some of your biology knowledge. Cross-pollination.
Gulliver's Sam Lu Yi's Travels

"My first love,
You're every breath that I take, you're every step I make.
And I... want to share, all my love with you, no one else will do.
And your eyes, they tell me how much you careeeee.
You will always be, my endless love~"

Before your thoughts run wild, that was just a song, Endless Love.


WARNING
Kids, don't try this at home.





In ever loving memory...

This is sadism.


Lets have something happier,

Any takers for some HAN BAO BAO? (burger in chinese haha)




UHU glue is very helpful, agree? XP

Monday, December 27, 2010

Dustbin

You know...
When a person says "You are like a dustbin" or "Can you be my dustbin?", I suggest you take that as a compliment :) Coz it means you are such a trustable person, whereby I can dump all my worries and not worry about you spilling the contents. You are like a dustbin, with a hole at the bottom. Heee! I'm not going to tell who is/are my dustbin(s) XD He/She/They know who he/she/they is/are, and he's/she's/they're proud of it HAHA


Just make sure you don't attract cats. You know how much I dislike them XD


There are times dustbins are really very handy. Especially when you really really need to express how you feel. Although sometimes no one really really understands, there is a sense of relief. I really really need a dustbin now because the whole production has driven me crazy. dont ask whats with my really really.the song is playing at the right time I JUST NEED YOU NOWWWW~~


HOW THE @&$#)*(&$# CAN THE FILES GO MISSING.
I don't know how to feel.



"You people have one obstacle after another"

That hits the nail perfectly.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Historical Site

I was watching a movie on HBO yesterday, All I Want For Christmas. And that reminded me, I have not written my list.


I'm thinking.....



if Santa would actually see my note if I put it here. Santa is not environmental-friendly. He only reads from papers left underneath our pillows. In that case, I'm not typing out my note here :D
It is Christmas Eve the day after tomorrow...

ALL THE BEST to the PMR candidates!
You will get to see your hard work pay off tomorrow. To PRH, though I won't be there, and I know you are grateful I can't be there, I will be waiting for news from you as promised. Won't die one lah!

This was after our last PMR paper, Geografi.


To my fellow stalkers, I won't be around in the next 3 days. Go find your other sources of entertainment. Heeee. BYE!
I AM STILL WAITING.


"Mummy, can I bring my mickey mouse?" hahaha

Who Knows...

GOOOODBYEEEEE


Forget it.


see you!
homework! *winks*

Sunday, December 19, 2010

What is a 'snail' in BM again?

What does it feel like to be swimming with two top swimmers?


Sorry lah, a lil blur. Blame her for moving too much


You feel like a retarded snail trailing two frogs in the water.


gohsuatying thought she would be able to torture and bully me in the pool since she is presumed to be the 'King Of The Pool'. But too bad! I still had a fun time bullying her. HAH. We spend half the time clinging on to the wall like spidermans, and the other half of the time 'swimming' A FEW laps and also waddling like ducks in the baby pool.


So yeahh... That is our description of "Lets go swimming!"

Oh 'snail' in BM is SIPUT babi

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Mandarin For Dummies

"Wo yao chi han bao bao"

"Huh? What pillow?"



BAO BAO. ahahaha



HAN BAO BAO is burger
KONG ZI is Confucius
XIANG JIAO is banana
BAO BAO is bantal busuk



ok got it.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Zoologist

I realise I haven't been talking much nonsense. Not literally, but erm well, I haven't been updating this lil space with as much nonsense as I used to... Ahhhh neverrrrr minddd. HELLO EARTHLINGS! =)

I don't know why some people are SOOOooo excited about leaving school, not wearing the school uniform, not having to wake up early for school and so on so forth. To be honest, I already sort of miss SPM. HAHA, call me a retard. No but you see... don't you miss those days you had to sacrifice sleep and struggle to stay awake doing addmaths or even stuffing in some history info...?


Fine, it wasn't fun back then (a week ago), but now that we are all bored and rotting, I miss books. wahahaha. So I decided to pour this sudden love for books to the story books :) Maybe my "love for books" is the reason why I'm just too lazy to clear my whole room of books XD But I promised mummy I'll do it on thursday when she gets those boxes home for me to dispose those ripped papers. nyahaha! I'm such a good girl, yes no? :D



Anyway, let me present to you 5B 2010.


First of all comes the class teacher. A Chick.
Monitor
And the assistant.
You see, when the monitor is an elephant and the assistant is a snail, how efficient do you expect our class to be? Anyway, we overcome the odds and we are still... not slow lah! i think

The fellow followers

Don't you just love what I wrote?
Joey is a baby kangaroo. Spot the baby.
Is it me or is it that this hippo has too many legs
And I have webbed feet



The artist at work.


This is basically what it is like if we were a zoo of animals.
Anybody interested to be a zoologist?

Monday, December 13, 2010

Where Little Piggies Are Made

Fine... Before I go off to bed



Good Night! Or rather Good Morning!


By the way, little piggies are made in the big mummy pig's Fallopian tube. haha

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Good Byes Are Not Forever?

Here is the only conclusion I can make after 3 weeks of SPM.

Sneezing during an exam is such a chore when you have to control the volume of the sneeze.


I'm sorry neighbours if my sneezing distracted you. ACCORDING TO BIOLOGY FORM 5 CHAPTER 3, sneezing is an automatic function controlled by the medulla oblongata (one of the scary lumps in your brain). Soo... yeah, it was the kind of sneeze where one leads to another and every sneeze consumes a lot of energy. haih... In other words, if my biology doesn't turn out to be very pleasing, please excuse me =D


What a hard way to learn not to skip my daily dose of vitamin C.



OH WELL. So long and farewell, SPM!


There it was. Last day of wearing the apron-like uniform.
Dear uniform, you have served me well. Although I wasn't very gentle with you as there were times I tore you, broke your body parts and made you look dirty. You have been a loyal companion. THANK YOU.





Excuse me for talking to a piece of cloth. HAHA




AIYAH, I'm sorry for this very disturbing post. Look what SPM has done to me.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Helllllooooo

Like everybody says, "7 down, 3 more to go!"

Here is a little lesson for everyone.
The next time you receive too many tips and you hear all the rumours like "transformer hasn't come out in many years" or "perjanjian hudaibiyah sure to come out this year" or "akta tanah simpanan melayu coming out" or "this year no electromagnetism since last year had", PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EARS and read everything else except the tips.

And when your first paper was abnormally easier, be prepared for the worst in the next paper.



So yeahhhh.

Those were the carefree days
Still can sit there and play sand all... GRRR



By the way, to be honest, having an exam (especially maths) on your birthday is distracting. To imagine 17 years ago I popped out of mum... But anyway, good way to celebrate XD Ana C, I'm promoting your blog here, CLICK HERE!

AWWW, thanks ANA C!



Ok ciao, lets continue nerding. Heeeee