Happy Boxing Day

Hello fellow earthlings. This is me writing from my dad's laptop :D

Dad has found his new "secretary"... ME!
I'm currently supposed to be typing some super-long-longer-than-my-hair (not that my hair is very long) document for dad. The job sounds easy... But his writing is so.....memeningkan. (now you know where I inherited my *cough* AWESOME writing from)


And half the words in it I don't understand.. They are all....Law terms?? I don't know.


This secretary here sure does deserves the reward, don't you think so? He'll know what the "reward" is......I hope.. HAHA. Anyway, back to the salary-less job

Christmas At Jen's

25/12/09

Location : Sue Jen's house
Event : Christmas Party

I have no idea why the pictures are in such weird positions. Ru Yi uploaded them. I'm not sure if my captions will help explain the retardedness... I myself am amazed O.o

*i don't know what happened here also.. hahhah, some was uploaded, but they're not here!! ><*


















Guess who am I! patently obvious

Our pretty much failed jumping attempts :

Yay!
I look tall right? ahah

Credits to Fiona Looi :)

Lousy photographer... XD

Definitely not me lah. If you can see the weight

Focus on the fella behind the VCDs

Serious-cum-"yeng" faces

I like the effect
I was on the phone with someeeee people who decided to call me to say that she misses me...
SOAM LER YINN!

Someone said "Animal face!" and this is what it turned out to be

FIONA LOOI!!! caught guilty

I have no idea what's this supposed to be

Apa ni?? I was busy laughing

Aunties For Sale
They caught me laughing away again

I'll buy the aunty in the middle

Discussion time..?

I can't believe you people influenced me into all these. WTH MAN

When we start promoting things

No matter how difficult it is for You and I to believe I was influenced into all that.....

HAPPY CHRISTMAS
&
MERRY NEW YEAR!

BAM

I Heard Santa Last Night...

but because I was not sleeping, he did not leave presents. BOO YOU SANTA!

Went to school yesterday to so-called "make sure they come in school uniform" for their PMR results.
We ended up carrying tables, chairs and dirtying our uniforms..

The 5 + Boss and Shereen who went to school as slaves prefects

Watching them announce the PMR results was somehow nostalgic yet frightening. I remember how torturing it was last year having to wait. Coz I was in the LAST CLASS (yeah, last class. How stupid I am you must think. We were not streamed la)
Anyway, it was frightening to think how much more torturing it would be to hear them announcing the SPM results. KNOWING THE PRESSURE I GET FROM MY ELDER SIBLINGS..


Catherine Foo, if you are ever reading this. See! I manage to "comfort" you the night before. I did it so well that you accepted my deal. So you've gotten your 7As and I got my GINGERBREAD MAN! YAY!! Gingerbreadman in return for all my textbooks and revision books. Not bad right? :D
I ate one of the gingerbreadman. You sure you did it yourself?? hahaha.. thanks! :)


Eeek, rushing to go out. Bye.
All I Want For Christmas Is... YOU.

I Didn't Know...

I was once THAT SMALL... Some old pictures from primary school chess tournament. Yes, I was once that NERD who plays chess. Not that I excelled extremely well in it. But dumb enough to earn me something XD

Guess how old was that...

Our uniforms =__=

Red tie, blue pinafore, yellow shirt

CLOWN UNIFORM

If you are wondering which is me, the smallest. The 3 friends with green name tags are one year younger. No wonder people ask "Why you so small?". Mum said "How I wish you can be that small forever." Cursing me to be stunted.


I was TWELVE

TELL

The more I look at this,...

THIS

the more retarded I look.. To avoid myself from seeing it, I turned the book over. (the lady on the back page is much more pleasant to look at) But every now and then some smart fella will help me turn it over back...

And I gave up. Can't bear looking at it everytime I see the table. So I'm going to keep this thing OUT OF SIGHT. Well until the next time I feel I look less retarded :D


I rest my case

Of Carvens

Meet the Carvens
























She is Madame Carven.

He Is Carven Ong.

Carven is a card game.


















Carven is a watch.






















But this is Leong Carven :)


OMG, such a mouliu post.. sorry. I'm a bored soul

International Network

Just a few days ago, I found out the word "INTERNET" is actually an abbreviation...

The actual "long version" of internet is INTERNATIONAL NETWORK.



I learned that from a cartoon show. Cartoons are educational! HEH.
It is either I am slow, or you didn't know it too.. Did I fill you with some general knowledge? Neh


Now we must learn to speak this way,
"My International Network connection is slow."

I woke up....

with two bengkakS on my head.


WHO PUNCHED ME?

All I Want For Christmas

...... IS FOR SANTA TO FULFIL THESE WISHES :)


1) A camera!!
2) Grow tall.... Nahh, never mind santa, I let you go from this. I'm fine with my height XDD
3) A faster internet =____=
4) A trip to visit Jie at UK
5) Santa do my homework for me.. bahahahaha



Oh and...... SANTA is DAD!!

Tunggu sampai tumbuh janggut pun santa tak mau layan

Caterpillar Sibling

LESSON #1
How to be a good sister


When you are bored at home, the best way to kill time while having fun is....

Caterpillar-fy your younger sibling.
Doesn't he look happy being mummified?

Now you must admit I'm such a nice sister :D

JOKE, No Harm Intended

Reading through my mails..... and found another JOKE.

**No harm is intended on anyone. For entertainment purposes only. PLEASE BE MORE OPEN-MINDED**



Question : Why do Indians talk non stop?



GUESS!!!


still can't get the answer??









Because they left the full-stop on their forehead..

Agonizing Pain

Oh nooooo.... every part of me hurts badly. I can't even tanggal baju properly. Even my butt hurts when I sit. I dread walking up and down the stairs. Mum just send me down to get the newspapers =.= really DAI SEI myself, that is for not exercising and for taking the wushu grading.


On lil brother's full moon. I remember sticking this picture in one of my exercise books in primary school. Someone pointed at my elder brother and asked "This one girl or boy?" LOL Gor, accept the fact you've looked gay all the while.


7 YEARS LATER.....


Those innocent lil things have grown into these "ungrateful creatures", as mom says it... HEH

I Feel Like Drinking Milo :D

Now that elder bro has finished SPM...

Many come to me and say "So next year your turn. HOW??"

WHAT HOW? Why not YOU tell me HOW.

Another one says, "Can tahan ah?"

Cannot tahan also must tahan right?

Next time ask smarter questions like "Are you taking SPM next year?"

OH how I wish I had a choice

Wushu grading test was.......

HORRIBLE

Mosquitoes feasting on my blood.. ARRRGGGHH

MILO, ANYONE? haha

I am...

...sorry...

I haven't been updating for quite a few days.. No time. Lazy. Tired. Lack of sleep. Busiest week of the holidays so far.


Wushu grading test tomorrow @$&*!&^#($
It was supposed to be last week but somehow postponed it to tomorrow/today (Saturday 12/12/09) Who wants to bet I'm going to fail? We only had TWO classes, now we are taking the test. Superman meh

And now I don't feel very well. No proper update again this time. Maaf dan selamat malam. Baaaaai

Sniffs

I've been sniffing as though I have a leaking pipe in my nose.. Mum says "Cold weather, you sneeze, hot also sneeze." How I wish I can CHOOSE when to have nose blocks.. No wonder the tissue stocks in the house finish so quickly.


I was doing the maths holiday homework....

**sniff**

Then after EIGHT questions.. It feels as though I'm not confident with the answers.. They look wrong.. Why oh why

Anyone feels like giving me the answers?? :D

**sniff**
**sniff**

5 x 2 = 7

HOW INTELLIGENT

I believe it is just me. CORRECT LAH. whatever

**SNIFF**


As I was looking through my halfway-to-explode file... I still see last year's maths holiday homework =________=

Cockroach

I am staying up late..again.

This time to accompany the sister. Who is in feeling lonely.. In her room. In UK. 8 hours behind. The time there is only 7.50pm. But it is now 3.50am here.. See, I such a GOOD, KIND, NICE, CONSIDERATE, CARING lil sister.. hahaha


It was a few nights ago. I thought I could finally sleep early. 2am is considered early for a nocturnal like me.. Then I was chatting with elder bro about exams (since he is SPM-ing). And just as I turn to look on the floor.. I saw something moving towards his bed. Being a nice sister, I told him I think it is a cockroach..

Errr... No he wasn't showing the "middle finger"
He was memorising something

Oh but I wasn't wearing my specs at that time.. So I wasn't 100% sure it is what I think it is. What he fears most besides heights, fire and loud noises, are cockroaches. (so gay right?? girls out there, you wouldn't survive with a boyfriend/husband like that) Then we started our cockroach hunting. Obviously we were noisy. In the middle of the night. Just because of one darn cockroach. We finally found it under the bed I sleep on. And Shieldtox - don't know how to spell- , did the job. We even put soap on the cockroach..hahahaha

Shows how much I disturb him while he studies XDDD

And all those went on for an hour.. Finally finish killing murdering getting rid of the cockroach at 3am. ONE HOUR OF MY SLEEP WASTED BECAUSE OF THE COCKROACH.

Rest in peace, Mr Cockroach

Sincerely, YOUR KILLERS

Jie, this is a post to entertain you while you feel bored and lonely :)
And also to remind you of how much you HATE cockroaches.. Well, not that I LIKE cockroaches. Just that I'm always the "cockroach killer" XD

Isi Masa Lapang-ing

I asked for Ruyi's help coz needed pictures for the prefects' page in the school website. She uploaded them here for me to go through...

And since they are already here, I might as well just publish them :) But I deleted some though.. THANKS PIG

Everyone looks so "into their duties".. Well guess why??
Someone is there to keep an eye on you! haha

Haiihhhh

Our geram-ness at that time...

is hidden by our smiles :D

And you find that LEE AI RING (our boss) is missing =__=

But we spot her here!
Boss is right at the back.. Standing, right side, holding paper...

Let me introduce our boss.....

NAH, here you go
Boss and her burger..haha

Look at boss!! (front left)
Looks like she is dancing.. She made us wear those masks =___=

I must tell you this,
She is a hygiene freak. She admitted it herself


And you don't know how difficult it is to get a picture of her..Grrrr